Annoying girl at work

Well, what can I say but today it just happens to be a weird day.  Yesterday when I had checked the forecast it said 24 which had magically changed to 30. Too late! I was already dressed and out the door.  Now yesterday the girl I despise at work got told by my boss I would imagine that I was leaving and she is trying to be so nice to me it's f*kn annoying.  Here is a snippet from a IM conversation today:

 

Dork: Are you going to Vm today at 12?

Me: yes

Dork: Ok, then, good luck for bargains!

Me: thanks

 

And I'm thinking OMG I'm just going to the f*kn market for f*ks sake.  Then I tell this girl opposite me that she is trying to be really nice to me.  So then after I get back she goes on and on oh what did you get did you get any bargains. Yeah it was OK I say. She persists oh well, is it because you didn't get all the things you wanted. No I got all the things I wanted and she kept going on while the girl across from me looked at me and I nearly pissed myself laughing. Gosh this girl is annoying… Yay I won't have to put up with it no more!

I just heard part of her telephone conversation and made puke noises she was saying to a customer oh oh you are so beautiful it's just talking to you and I'm sitting there making vomit noises.  She is a dick Ah.

I did it!

I handed in my notice today (yay for me!). Now funny things that are happening, my other team mate (the smelly one) I believe she is also job hunting. She is always very obvious in what she does. I'm pretty darn good at reading situations and today she received a phone call on her mobile and took it in the team room. Now she is a foreigner so when she receives personal calls she does not speak English. If she receives any other calls, she always deals with them at her desk. As yesterday was my day off I asked this lady what she was wearing. Unfortunately this lady could not remember but she did think she did make an effort yesterday. She also bought this lady a massive danish and also asked her for coffee, perhaps testing the waters but didn't say anything job related. This morning she sent me an apology IM (we IM each other as I can't stand to talk to her)about Friday and I just thought get over yourself lady. Then she was telling me stuff i had told her last week. People at my work are such dicks. There is this guy, I was putting some sticky tape over the edges of my envelopes as they didn't close properly so he walked past and was like looking at me like what are you doing to which I just put my head down, rolled my eyes and thought what a jack ass. Then I was sitting in the kitchen and he was going on about how I wasn't working (he is not my boss( but today I said to 2 people that I felt like punching the smelly girl in the head! She keeps taking my work. She is very annoying. But it's really going to make me laugh that I have a new job, she is interviewing and I got in before her so ha ha! I know that may sound immature, but I really dislike this fat smelly girl who has no fashion sense. I'm almost sick of working with such a pleb.

today I went and got a hollywood brazilian which means all off - due to this, I get the back near my anus waxed and she left a bit of wax and my knickers were sticking to my ass. I had to keep prying them off until I went to the toilet and scraped the wax off my ass! good times!

Fk me days

Yargh, I feel so tired and sick. Over the past few days there have been storms and it feels more like winter as opposed to spring. One week out from summer and I'm having to have my gas heater on.. not good. Weekend was fantabulous, today was wanderful and tomorrow back to shitty work! I've got a major headache from chocolate eating (which I don't really like anyways) and crying from watching the latest episode of ghost whisperer. It's so sad and now I'm off to relax. I wanted to have a bath, but I came home from my break and there was no hot water. Pissed off I was after I had filled up the bath with cold water and was supposed to do some washing of my whites. could anything possibly be any lamer?

Guess Wot!

I'm free, well not 100%$ free like I was born free, but I'm as good as 90% free. I've got a massive headache. I had like 6 beers yesterday but I don't drink anymore it was more of a feeling that i wanted to get them out of my fridge. But yay, Crown Lager rules.

Utter Shite

Can someone please tell me why my life has to be so shite. I'm currently at a crossroads. There is this fantastic opportunity for me to work for another company. The career progression is amazing. But they pay is maybe 25$ less a week, which is for me the perfect time to take this opportunity. I'm young(ish) I have no partner, no children and I just want to work for a company I love. So I tell 3 people - members of my family and I get 2.5 negative responses. My dad gave me a response I was happy with but I feel it has put a damper on the whole topic. I so hate me right now!

Whiny Piny

I don't mean to be a whinger but I thought that after getting medicene for my STD that I would become right. Well I no longer have discharge and am vomiting (brilliant) but I do have anal leakage. At present I feel like I could be a professional shitter! On the train I thought I had shit myself and whilst walking home I was thinking I hope I don't have shit all over my asss!! Paranoid as I had not shit myself. I am also blowing wind something chronic and people want to go out this weekend, but I don't want to drink as I'm miss shitter.

Can of worms for lunch anyone?

Do you know sometimes when you hover and you think should I do this, it might open a can of worms. Then you pause for a moment and weigh up the options. I have the internet site open but I don't know if I should delve further. I thought I left this behind but I am not sure. I'm not overly curious anymore and I really don't care. But should I just to be safe? At the moment I am totally hooked on Maximum Dance Vol 9 (yes I'm giving MOS a rest which doesn't acutally mean I didn't listen to it today because I did whilst I was sandwiched on the train between mister fatty and miss twitchy. Gosh sometimes public transports just slightly puts a damper on my day). But people have noticed I've started to become really happy etc so that's really neat. I'm not as sick now which is good. Now all I have to do is loose the weight that I've put on and it's not much at all, but it was enough for me to do like 10 wardrobe changes this morning. On Maximum Dance vol 9 there are 3 songs I love and I can't really get past them.  The first one is the Armin Van Buuren with DJ Shah Feat Chris Goines - Going Wrong, the 2nd which is my personal motto Shine Like a superstar - DJ Ella and lastly Infernal - downtown boys.  I am waiting for some stuff at the moment and you know what it's like when you get impatient and just want to know but I need to relax and just wait for my day off next Monday for xmas shopping.

Restless BARGAINS

I feel somewhat overly restless right now. I have a few more days until the medication finishes my infection and until then, I have to eat foods I don't normally eat and I'm not loosing weight, I'm putting it on every so slowly. The problem is that there is no point in dieting as my body cannot handle it.

Exctingly enough today my GHD Pure straightening irons arrived. I ordered them through www.straighter-hair.com. There is one thing to note that the exchange rates aren't correct in this site and gets charged in US dollars anyhow. But I still managed to get these brand new irons for $207 as opposed to $329-$350 they sell in some stores. I really wanted some new straighteners but couldn't afford the expensive price tag. You even get to pick which plug you require. Delivery is free, takes less than 7 days to arrive and these are AUTHENTIC GHD's for only $207 AUD tonight I got home and watched the instructional DVD. My hair isn't long so I won't be curling it but it's nice to know how anyways. They have the diffferent serial numbers, and the MKIV hologram and definately are the real deal. So if you are like me and don't want to pay over $300 for these, get them from this site. You won't be disappointed.

It may have been that guy

That hot out of town guy may have given me chlamydia. He asked me if I got it from him and I'm like I don't know. But once again I've had such a awesome day today between the vomiting.

Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock

I've only 4 minutes to save the world. Well, this song I thought when Madonna started out she said I've been waiting for someone to pick up my stove in fact she doesn't say that at all. For such a weird week I've had some awesome highs. Highs I can't discuss just at the moment, but they have been pretty good. Looking forward to the weekend.

It was the coke head

The Coke head gave me chlamydia. I have spread it unknowingly. I am icky but extremely hot at the moment.

Who gave me chlamydia?

today was an absolutely awful day but 2 positive things came out of it. Firstly, I woke up at 5 something am, got up went to the market and was at work by 8:15. By 10am I was hitting the wall. I was exhausted. some of my family were coming in to have lunch with me and that turned out just as much to be a disaster. In fact, it actually pissed me off!!! Then I get a call from the doctor about my test results telling me that i have chlamydia. So I text the last person I think I had sex with to tell him but instead I pressed the wrong name who was one above and sent it to the wrong person who happens to be the hot out of town frequent dude. So then I was like Sorry wrong person. Looking like a total whore. Then I have this meeting with a totally hot dude about some stuff. (the first positive) Before that I pop down to the doctor to get the prescription. $29 later I take the 2 tablets and shortly I will be chlamydia free. Then I get a call from a dude who I thought I had sex with but it turns out I didn't. This was the married dude ha ha. So I didn't have sex with him and he was like we didn't have intercourse and I'm like I don't remember anything about that night at all apart from falling so now I'm happy because I thought I had bad morals. No I don't have bad morals and i don't need to beat myself up for that so I'm actually stoked. I never thought I would say that some good came out of me having chlamydia. So I text back the out of town dude who asked if he gave it to me to tell him to get himself tested just to be safe. Now I think it was either Curious George or The Coke Dude. Either Way, If it was the coke dude at the start of september, then I would have had intercourse with curious george and the hot out of towner. So I need to call a different doctor in the morning to see if they did an STD test with my urine when I thought I had a urine infection back in september. I can't recall if the dischargey odour was present after the coke dude or after curious george.

Knickers

Today I put my knickers on inside out. I did feel a bit wet down there and thought jees, this can't be right then I get to work and find that my knickers are inside out so there was no protective layer to save me from the wet! to make matters worse, I wore a different pair of heels today only to find that I now have a larger amount of blisters. Some of them are so puffed even I find this foul. As it was 35 degrees today, it certainly wasn't the day for wearing heels. I need to get some more sandals for work but will do that shortly. I also have other things going on argh. So tired.

Office of fuglies

Some people really make me wonder some times.  Okay so cue the new hair colour which is basically blonde bleached clean colour. As you can see if you look at me (obviously you can't but it's a blog and I've mentioned it before that I'm growing my eyebrows) this one lady goes to me oh you know what you have to do now is your eyebrows (which kind of got me ticked off for several reasons). So I said No.  I said to her, (kinda of like a dumb ass) I'm growing my eyebrows (like can't you tell lady why do you think there is all this extra hair there?) and then I said and there is no point in colouring them every two weeks. Oh she replied is that what happens and I'm like eerr derrr.......(I'm totally doing hand actions while I replay this situation and re-read what I'm typing). Then she goes well it just looks really black.  AND this is what really P**ses me off about working here. We have all these uglies that think they are qualified to give me an opinion on how I should look. Wait just one moment. Should I tell you what I really think about you? Perhaps no because you will probably be crying after.  Now this lady is like between 40-60 (I don't know how old she is) but she is fat and sometimes looks me up and down like I am fat. I personally think this lady is somewhat jealous of me and I know that may seem lame to say it but I think it's true. At least one of the nicer ladies at work was like yay it's clean now so you can put whatever colour on top and I was like yes but it is me like 2 (maybe 3) years ago! So I'm waiting for more comments however I doubt this office of frumpty frumps where some people don't even wash their hair are qualified to advise me (I is hot yeah especially compared to the others). So I'll let you know how the day turns out. On the up side, I'm down to my beautician at lunch time to get my legs waxed. Whoopa!

Where is my crack pipe?

It's been rather strange over the past week. Blah Blah too many details so I'm only going to start with yesterday. I went to the doctor had some blood tests, urine test and also got some anti biotics which seem to be doing OK so far. This morning I needed to go in to the city which I did, but also stopped by the Myer xmas window display in Bourke Street then managed to catch a kids concert on the way through just in time to see our Lord Mayor. I loved the Myer xmas window display (sorry no photos as yet as there was a line there and couldn't really take any) it was much better than last years. In fact I would go so far to say that last years was totally shite. Last night I went to the hair dresser. The visit before last she advised oh it's not going to cost so much next time because we are just doing this and that. Great I thought I don't want to pay another $300 for this! So I rock on up and it costs $270 because instead now she's fully blonded me. Like I was when I first came back from the UK. The colour is particularly clean so I'm not too fussed about that, but when you are growing your eyebrows for 2 months to get an awesome shape, and your eyebrows are black, then you look like a bit of a slapper. While the cut is very very good, I still think I resemble a slapper. But then I thought about it some more. It doesn't look bad, it's just that it's so noticeable. Like you can notice me from anywhere like I'm a shining pillar of blonde. I guess the reason is why this is so difficult for me is that I CLEARLY have issues. And these aren't just every day issues. These are I could still be 30kg and think I was fat. To make matters worse, I am in a weight loss competition when there is little time left, I'm hoping to take out the main prize, but with my stomach illness, I'm hoping like hell it can be done because I need to get some GHD's and guess what.. I can't afford them. The prize money would certainly help.

On another oh so positive note, I am doing well after much playing of Top Spin 3 on my DS Lite, I am now ranked 9. In yo face biatches. I still haven't mastered some of the training events which are totally shitting me off and I've only progressed through about 38% of the career mode. I have to say, I've put in a shit load of hours. In fact, it may even be near a weeks work I've put in to this game. Though it does make me a bit sad because after I clock this, I don't know what will keep me entertained. I've now got the Jamie Oliver game and trauma centre has come to a hault. I like a lot of sports based games but fifa soccer has never done it for me on any console. I used to play the ET NRL game when I was younger against my brother on our PC, but hmm, maybe when my flatmate comes to join me next February, I will get a Nintendo wii and we will see what we can do about dat.

Food

OK So after a couple of months of not being able to tolerate food, I have booked in to see the doctor. Yesterday was so bad, I couldn't move off the couch due to migranes. I do not want any more rashes on my arms due to food allergies. I hope it's good news. I've started to have a few cigarettes in order to feel other things than just sickness though I fear I have a night ahead of pure vomitting. ARgh

I love my Nintendo DS Lite

What much more can I say but while my headphones have busted and I’m unable to listen to my ipod on the way to and from work, I’ve been relieving myself with some DS play. It never amazes me to see what they will turn into a game. I recently started and clocked Hells Kitchen. I had it my collection for a little while, and was one of the many DS games in my collection that just don’t get played because I concentrate on one game until I have clocked it (with the exception of Top Spin 3 – that took some dedication in and out to get me building my tennis career and brain training I just love the Sudoku). I decided to give this one a whirl. Put off for a little while because I couldn’t really see how they would turn this into a game and while I love cooking I was bored of playing top spin 3 so I thought right, let’s see what this baby is about. So I started to play this and found it strangely addictive. While it is not really a difficult game (you get the gist of what you need to do straight away) I just couldn’t help myself to play it. It’s more of an organisation and timing but then it comes pretty routine. By the time you reach the end, you are master level chef status. (Which also reminds me that I missed the original Iron Chef last night – sometimes I wonder if it’s sad that I like both the original (Japanese version) and the American – they don’t play the American version here on free tv – I was watching Spiderman 2 instead (which also reminds me that my no more shag buddy looks just like James Franco – gosh, I would love some james franco action just to compare – like that would ever happen I’ll keep dreaming)).I got a couple of more games today some really gay ones and some not so gay. Trauma Centre – Under the knife I’m looking forward to playing. I heard Happy Feet was good so I got Happy Feet and also something laughable – Barbie the island princess (sometimes you just want something mindless) and also MTV Fan attack. These games will add to what is already on my Nintendo Ds Lite. So what is on my Nintendo DS Lite collection at present?

Here is a list of Nintendo DS games that I carry with me every day to play:

Ankh Curse of the Sacrab King (not played yet)
Best of tests (sometimes play)
Cartoon Network Racing (love it - I am weasel)
Dr K's Brain Training
Ford Racing (every now and then)
Hells Kitchen (yay I can remove this now)
Madden NFL 2009 (not played)
Mahjong (little look - but i am not asian I should remove this)
Mariokart DS (played a little)
Monster House (not played)
Monster Trucks (kinda entertaining)
Mystery Case Files Millionheir (clocked should remove)
Mystery Mansion (not played)
Nicktoons Unite! (not played)
Pilates (used once)
Pirates Duels on the high seas (not played)
Rhythm n Notes (i can't read music so I'm not sure why I got this)
Snowboard kids (kinda like played a few times)
Spellbound (yay, i'm pretty good at spelling)
Super mario 64 (never played)
Tamagotchi Connection Corner (strangely obsessed with this I am)
Top Spin 3 (it's like a religion)
tout Savoir (I don't speak french that fluently?? why do I have this)
Uno (incl skip bo) (love this game)
the price is right (this is pretty shite box as you would expect)
touch de nihao hitsudankun (so I can practice my Japanese writing)

Shopping

Down to the shops today for a spot of quick shopping which I ended up in an embarrassing situation. I purchased a great asian cook book which has different asian recipes which is hard to find and I liked about 99% of the recipes. I'm sure I will make them too ...I'm already planning this one. But I got a nice pair of linen 3/4 pants size 7 (which depending on different scales is either a 1 or a 3 in US Sizing - I'm 53kg (119lbs) but I still see myself as fat. I guess I will only like what I see when I get down to 50 I'm guessing - I'm not sure and that should just be about a week away so I'll let you know! I also purchased a blender for $41 which is pretty much the same as my last one just a newer model. The one I've been using is now leaking because I dropped the jug on the ground and the base of it snapped but I've been using it for so long that it's now fully cracking. Okay, I'm getting a little exhausted here and have heaps to do so I don't think I'll bother sharing the embarrassing story!

Movies

Last weekend I went and saw that movie How to loose friends and alienate people. Simon Pegg I thought, this is going to be great. So I popped along to my local cinema which only costs me 9.90 because it's kinda crappy as far as movie theatres go. It started off there were just two of us. Me and this 40+ guy. I've got my position and these 2 old biddies walk in and every time a preview is on they discuss it afterwards, very loudly so I say shhh and then I think screw this, so I move to the back of the theatre which is equipped with an extra comfy seat unlike the one I was sitting on with hardly any padding. Anyhow, the movie was utter shite. It wasn't even funny. Not one of us laughed the whole time. I was so disappointed. It was such a tanker. At the end of the day I'm left wondering what happened to simon pegg?